big city driving and beer
Pittsburgh was awesome. I'll post pictures after all my many missions are over. It will be one giant mother load of a post. Believe you me.
But I thought of an interesting analogy while in Pittsburgh:
Driving in Indianapolis is to driving in Pittsburgh as Michelob Ultra is to Dogfish Head World Wide Stout.
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You know that statement could be interpreted in a couple of different ways.
Pittsburgh's traffic is very heavy while Indianapolis’ traffic is very thin.
or
Pittsburgh's traffic tastes like a delicious X rated malt orgy while Indianapolis' traffic tastes like somebody peed in my club soda.
I can't even think about the beer part, I just keep remembering the last time I drove around Pittsburgh trying to visit with Benny Love Ciocco. All I remember is a lot of rivers and screaming "f-you Pittsburgh!!!!" while I got lost for HOURS.
Big Daddy is to R as Indianapolis is New York. How's that one for ya?
The roads are whack but I gave you phenomenal directions right? I can't wait to get out of this city!
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