Wednesday, September 14, 2005

GW should get some glasses

I mean, I think part of the problem is that he just looks like such a dufus. Of course what comes out of his mouth also makes him a dufus, but I think some intellectual-seeming eye glasses would really spruce up his look. Think about Homer Simpson and how smart he looks when he puts his glasses on? Of course this is something I've always thought is fascinating about the Simpsons: everytime Homer puts his glasses on he actually gets smarter, i.e. says smarter things, he doesn't just look smarter. I'm going to do some research on this claim and get back to you. Not that GW should get glasses, but that Homer actually gets smarter when he has his glasses on.

best,
Matthew Daniel Dunn

3 comments:

cesare pastorino said...

"I'm going to do some research on this claim and get back to you. Not that GW should get glasses, but that Homer actually gets smarter when he has his glasses on"

Matt, I actually thought of three(*) ironic replies to this statement of yours, but I'll refrain from any of them, as today I cannot stand ironical replies at all. Still, I'm very interested in your research.

(*) one had to do with the masturbatory features of blogs and blog comments.

Anonymous said...

Is GW George Williams? Because he would look badass with some aviators.

YB

Mac said...

What would I do with Henry Kissengers glasses?...I would form a rebel band of militants that worshipped me like I was Kurtz and march through the heartlands of Eastasia, Eurasia, and Westasia faster than you can say "Orwellian discourse." Of course you could join my army. Although Ian couldn't, he would get vapoized real quick...I never trusted that southern talkin bastard