I have some serious sleep issues
Last night I did some more sleep walking. Not so serious last night, but it was of a kind with the 'run out back to take a piss' episode from last week.
I was having a dream that I was peeing in the back yard.
This is typically bad. It typically means I'm peeing in my bed. At least it has happened twice before, once when I was a kid and once when I was in college.
Anyway, I remember semi-waking up and thinking holy shit, that sucks. I felt around down there and apparently I had not wet myself. But I still really had to pee.
So I woke up, slipped my flip flops on and proceeded to go out back to pee.
Why the hell do I have this urge to pee in the back yard?
I got as far as the laundry room and kind of realized what I was doing. I thought to myself, what the fuck is wrong with you dude? The bathroom is a perfectly good place to take a piss.
So I peed. In the bathroom. Took my flip flops off and went back to bed.
1 comment:
this IS funny.
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