Thursday, September 08, 2005

I have some serious sleep issues

Last night I did some more sleep walking. Not so serious last night, but it was of a kind with the 'run out back to take a piss' episode from last week.

I was having a dream that I was peeing in the back yard.

This is typically bad. It typically means I'm peeing in my bed. At least it has happened twice before, once when I was a kid and once when I was in college.

Anyway, I remember semi-waking up and thinking holy shit, that sucks. I felt around down there and apparently I had not wet myself. But I still really had to pee.

So I woke up, slipped my flip flops on and proceeded to go out back to pee.

Why the hell do I have this urge to pee in the back yard?

I got as far as the laundry room and kind of realized what I was doing. I thought to myself, what the fuck is wrong with you dude? The bathroom is a perfectly good place to take a piss.

So I peed. In the bathroom. Took my flip flops off and went back to bed.

7 comments:

cesare pastorino said...

this IS funny.

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AdamZ said...

Hey Dunn, I think you're having High School flash backs. This sounds like Muller's class discussions of Wordsworth and Keats. You know the Romantics, and "The Return to Nature".

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Sorry, I somehow posted the same comment 4 times. My badge.

Jenny B said...

Mateo-
I think you and the stink are becoming one...and I mean that in the nice way, not the stinky way.